Happy April 1! Announcing Cyrus ROSVAC-2!

Data is input into ROSVAC-2 using our proprietary PROTTAPES, custom-designed tape input and storage appliances capable of over 100 bytes per second data storage, recording an atomic protein structure in mere hours! ROSVAC-2 displays protein cartoon structures in beautiful 128×128 black and white pixels (ROSVAC-2 operator control booth pictured below). ROSVAC-2 requires a minimal staff of 5 technicians and 3 data entry staff, along with 1 glassblower and a part-time blacksmith for routine repairs.

“The best part is how easy it is to use! I just startup the generator, rebuild the broken vacuum tubes, initiate startup procedures, finalize boot loading, set switches 7 through 1028 and then press the red button and turn the key” said ROSVAC-2 beta tester Steve Smith of the USAF. “Three months later I have results I can use.”.

“Why run on the cloud when you can have a ROSVAC-2 installed on-site in a dedicated room for only a few million bucks?”, says user John Jacobs at General Electric, “last time I checked its not raining!”.

Cyrus is taking orders for ROSVAC-2 now! Installation at your facility complete in 12-18 months. Prices start at only $15 million, and support contracts are available. Cyrus is also offering a 6 month training course at ROS-U for corporate technicians.